my name is evie. I'm a cancer; I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women and I did not kill anyone.

lesroisdumonde:

the-barefoot-fangirl:

floppycat:

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

Mom, are you sure you don’t want any help?

no I don’t need any help I can do it all by myself just like I do everything in this house, by myself…..

(Source: proshchai, via fairlyoddangel)

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virginitity:

when will my husband return from war

virginitity:

when will my husband return from war

(Source: anothercatherine, via killer-queen-abaddon)

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tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS

PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

(Source: mrmiyahgi, via lospiercethesquidgys)

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wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

(via raingrl)

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spookyscaryscary:

a collection of some of my favorites

(Source: thescienceofseductionn, via fairlyoddangel)

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communistbakery:

clubsnuggie:

communistbakery:

artichokehold:

communistbakery:

carpenters go to boarding school

wow wood you believe that?!

I saw what you did there

trees

thank you for ur contribution

(via the-faults-in-our-phandom)

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